- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Neither have I

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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