- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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