- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

were at work systems r down

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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