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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Men

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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