- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

a. why? b. because

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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