What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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