What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Mitt Romney

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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