- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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