Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Caroline Kelly.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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