Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Pickles are powerful

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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WNBA

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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