What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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