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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

You sick fiend

Your gay

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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