- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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