Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Jebron Lames.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Thats what she said

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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