- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Women's Rights.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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