There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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