- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Andoni was here

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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