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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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