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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

I named my son ps2 controller

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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