Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Asian women drivers...

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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