What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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