what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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