- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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