What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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