- Anti Joke

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Velcro. What a rip off.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.