Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

I have read the terms and conditions

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

where is the world?

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Black people.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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