- Anti Joke

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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