- Anti Joke

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

sky's sty

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what's the difference between a duck?

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Yo mama so fat.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.