Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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