- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Black people.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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