- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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