- Anti Joke

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.