- Anti Joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd