What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Kevin and Ramin

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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