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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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