- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Trump will make America great again.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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