- Anti Joke

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.