- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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