Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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hi

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And you honored it I see :P

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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