- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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