you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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