Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

hey justin

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Actually it was me Josh brown

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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