- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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