What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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