- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Yellow People !!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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