And you honored it I see :P

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Try it Yourself »

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ecks! why zee?

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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want more?

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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