Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

men's rights activists

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Suck pussy

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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