Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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You idiot.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Anti Joke

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