What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Nah Nero, nothing wrong here, I mean I am down to earth, you made me realize that, and sincerely you are my best friend, I mean I hang out with geeks all day, and yeah I might be a bit nerdy or even geeky myself, but not like this, I want to be more like you, spend time with you, not playing dungeon and dragons telling myself I am some warrior princess... I thought playing that crap was gonna get funnier but thats not true the least. What I am trying to say is that I look up to you, what you achieved, and still do, while if you look at me, I am literally several grades below you, so yeah, you are looking down at me. And yeah, I might be falling in love with you to be honest, but I know you have a wife and I am the jealous insecure kind, so I would not want to share you with anyone in fear of losing you if you where my husband, but I dont love you for what I want you to be, I love you for who you are. And yeah I know it must be awkward hearing me type my heart out here, but if you want to know me for who I truly am, as sincere as you are, you deserve it. And no, you are not blunt, you are what people would call "honest to a fault", and I adore that side of you, I mean if I want to hear what people think they want me to hear, I ask anyone else, but you, you are different, you are honest to death, and that makes me feel safe and trust you when you say things, I mean you are a free spirit, if you thought I was ugly you would have told me, and that would have been okay, if it where you actually. So I am sorry if I sound weird or desperate or something, its just whats inside of me right now.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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