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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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