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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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