What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Maths.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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