- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Did you know? . You already know!

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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