- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Thats what she said

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Continents are large islands.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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