- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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