A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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