What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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