- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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