What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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