What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Your mom is so old she died

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

hi michael

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

A blind man walks into a library.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...