Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

why did matt die? He had cancer

why wont me daughter eat my feces

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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