- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Justin Bieber.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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