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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

How do you end a sentence

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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