Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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