Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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