Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

it's funny because it's funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

justin beiber sucks

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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