Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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