- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Tony Romo

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Whats worse than a joke? This

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.