I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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