how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I once did something.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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