What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Justin Bieber.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Yo Mama just died.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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