a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Anti Joke

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