- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

This sentence is a lie.

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