- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's half of 8? o

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Knock knock

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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