- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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