Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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