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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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