- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Women's professional sports

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Maths.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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