- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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