What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Sixty... eight

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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