- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

a black guy walks into a black bar

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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