- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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