- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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