Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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