- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How old is victor? Half past dead

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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