what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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david what a baghead

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Anti Joke

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