What did the man say to his doctor?

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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silver bullet?

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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