- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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