- Anti Joke

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies