- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

YOU

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

SHUT UP JP

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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