- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Daniel is a fag

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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