- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Tony Romo

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.