What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Chris is hairy

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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salad days!

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