Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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eh

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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