What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why do fat people commit suicide

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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