y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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sucks Syntax...

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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woman's rights

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Everybody will die

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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