hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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