Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Chuck Norris.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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