I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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You're a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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