- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

So these two girls have a cup .

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Then none of us want to be right.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

you give like i give lomain

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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