Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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