What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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