- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Julian Ha.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

tim has no humor

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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