- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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