Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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this website is a bad joke

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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